{"id":122386,"date":"2021-02-24T20:29:22","date_gmt":"2021-02-25T01:29:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sleepyeyeonline.com\/goodnews\/?p=122386"},"modified":"2021-02-24T20:29:22","modified_gmt":"2021-02-25T01:29:22","slug":"weeds-by-randy-krzmarzick-another-conspiracy-theory-for-the-ages","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sleepyeyeonline.com\/goodnews\/weeds-by-randy-krzmarzick-another-conspiracy-theory-for-the-ages\/","title":{"rendered":"Weeds by Randy Krzmarzick: Another conspiracy theory for the ages"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I remember the single moment I heard that John Kennedy was shot.\u00a0 Lots of moments followed in the years ahead thinking and talking about who was responsible for that assassination.<\/p>\n<p>Seventy minutes after shots were fired in Dallas on November 22, 1963, Lee Harvey Oswald was arrested.\u00a0 Two days later, Jack Rubey killed Oswald.\u00a0 That happened on live television, seared in our memories.\u00a0 It was a bizarre couple of days, for sure.<\/p>\n<p>The Warren Commission in its 888-page report concluded that Oswald and Rubey acted alone.\u00a0 Both floated in groups that had reason to loath John Kennedy.\u00a0 Multiple other investigations followed, some leaving open the possibility that one or more of those groups was involved, even that there was another shooter.<\/p>\n<p>A cottage industry grew up around \u201cWho shot JFK?\u201d\u00a0 There were articles, books, and however it was we spread conjecture before social media.\u00a0 Theories put forth involved the Soviet KGB, the <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Italian-American_Mafia\">Mafia<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Lyndon_B._Johnson\">Vice President Johnson<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/President_of_Cuba\">Cuban President<\/a> Castro, the <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Federal_Bureau_of_Investigation\">FBI<\/a>, the <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Central_Intelligence_Agency\">CIA<\/a>, and the U.S. military.\u00a0 Some of them were plausible; some were on the cover of National Enquirer.<\/p>\n<p>I can picture being in a dorm room in college, all of us speaking in hushed tones about the counter-theories.\u00a0 It was as if we needed to be secretive, lest the people who killed Kennedy know we were on to them.\u00a0 It was fun, feeling like we were on to something big, like we knew more than we were supposed to.\u00a0 We may or may not have been under certain influences.<\/p>\n<p>It was the conspiracy theory of my life.\u00a0 Decades later, if I search \u201cWho shot Kennedy?\u201d, I could spend the whole day reading.\u00a0 My thought is that the Warren Commission had it right.\u00a0 Despite the frayed and loose ends to the story, it\u2019s hard to believe something could have remained hidden with all the light shone on that event.<\/p>\n<p>That was the conspiracy theory of my life.\u00a0 Until now. \u00a0Recently, a significant number of people came to believe that our presidential election was fraudulent, that the loser really won in a landslide.\u00a0 Only it wasn\u2019t whispered in hushed tones.\u00a0 It was bellowed from the White House and shrieked across social media.<\/p>\n<p>A subset of Americans believed that our country was home to one of the greatest deceits in history.\u00a0 The United States, the leading democracy on Earth, a model of voting integrity and stable governance for two centuries, had been rolled like some drunk in a gutter.<\/p>\n<p>It wasn\u2019t true.\u00a0 It just wasn\u2019t.\u00a0 I know there are still people who believe \u201calternate facts.\u201d\u00a0 Facts didn\u2019t used to have alternates.\u00a0 Sadly, it seems the notion of truth has become nothing more than a talking point.\u00a0 Truth has gone from rock solid to Jell-O smooshie.<\/p>\n<p>For a few weeks in November, one of the conspiracy patrons sent me messages about how the voting had been manipulated.\u00a0 They came in waves.\u00a0 Each message was followed with, \u201cWhat about this?\u201d\u00a0 In each case, a minimal amount of searching on my phone showed where the latest false claim had originated.<\/p>\n<p>No, there weren\u2019t overcounts in counties in Michigan.\u00a0 No, there weren\u2019t dead people voting in Wisconsin.\u00a0 No, there weren\u2019t boxes of ballots being added or subtracted in Georgia, depending on which conspiracy you believed.\u00a0 No, voting machines weren\u2019t being manipulated from Venezuela or Germany.<\/p>\n<p>Those weren\u2019t even the crazy theories, like the bombing in Nashville set up to destroy evidence of the big steal.\u00a0 Irrefutable refutations didn\u2019t matter to the conspiracists.\u00a0 It shifted from \u201cProve the election was stolen,\u201d to \u201cProve the election wasn\u2019t stolen.\u201d\u00a0 It was like swatting away fog with your hand.<\/p>\n<p>George Will wrote that, \u201cEvery one of almost <a href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeednews.com\/article\/zoetillman\/trump-election-court-losses-electoral-college\">60 Trump challenges<\/a> to the election has been rebuffed in state and federal courts, including the Supreme Court, involving more than 90 judges, nominated by presidents of both parties. But for scores of millions of mesmerized Trump Republicans, the absence of evidence is the most sinister evidence.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And no, mail-in ballots aren\u2019t ripe for malfeasance.\u00a0 For a couple decades, rural and coincidentally Republican places have been moving toward vote-by-mail securely.\u00a0 In a pandemic, it made sense more would.\u00a0 If you insist on searching out suspicious behavior, cutting postal services exactly before an election where vote-by-mail would be extensive seems criminal in intent.<\/p>\n<p>It was all predictable.\u00a0 Weeks before, everyone knew the president would take a lead on election night when his supporters were more likely to vote in person, and that lead would dissipate as legal ballots were counted.\u00a0 We knew that.\u00a0 The former president knew that.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of predictable, remember that former president called his loss in the 2016 Iowa caucuses fraudulent. \u00a0He said the 2016 election would be rigged if he didn\u2019t win.\u00a0 After he won, he said it was rigged because he lost the popular vote.\u00a0 Two years ago, he said the 2020 vote would be invalid if he lost.\u00a0 These seem less a set of assertions, than an indication of a psychosis.<\/p>\n<p>There are always votes that get screwed up due to human error.\u00a0 That\u2019s dozens.\u00a0 To believe that thousands of votes have been purposely changed takes an immense amount of mistrust.\u00a0 Mistrust in thousands of staff who make elections work in fifty states.\u00a0 Mistrust in thousands of volunteers who work the polls from morning till close.<\/p>\n<p>If you believe mail voting is fraudulent, I invite you to bring that up to employees at the Brown County Auditor\u2019s office, where they took in 8,820 ballots.\u00a0 You can tell them how you don\u2019t trust them, even though they\u2019re our neighbors.<\/p>\n<p>Do we really believe that reporters hungry to prove malfeasance would cover up the story of the century and their careers?\u00a0 That the right-leaning New York Post, Washington Times, and Wall Street Journal would hide evidence if it existed? \u00a0That segment of the media would have exalted in revealing corruption.<\/p>\n<p>A century and a half ago, Stephen Douglas told Abraham Lincoln, who had just defeated him for the presidency, \u2018Partisan feeling must yield to patriotism. I\u2019m with you, Mr. President, and God bless you.\u2019\u201d\u00a0 Losing graciously has been a hallmark of our nation. \u00a0It is, after all, something we teach our young children.\u00a0\u00a0 But it\u2019s more than a matter of feeling good.\u00a0 It is a glue that binds our democracy and buffers us against our rages and disagreements.<\/p>\n<p>Being capable of losing with magnanimity depends on a level of integrity, principle, and generosity of spirit.\u00a0 If there was any doubt the highest office in our country has lacked those for four years, that has been removed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I remember the single moment I heard that John Kennedy was shot.\u00a0 Lots of moments followed in the years ahead thinking and talking about who was responsible for that assassination. Seventy minutes after shots were fired in Dallas on November 22, 1963, Lee Harvey Oswald was arrested.\u00a0 Two days later, Jack Rubey killed Oswald.\u00a0 That &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[162],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-122386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weeds-by-randy-krzmarzick"],"aioseo_notices":[],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-05-22 08:49:33","action":"change-status","newStatus":"trash","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sleepyeyeonline.com\/goodnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sleepyeyeonline.com\/goodnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sleepyeyeonline.com\/goodnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sleepyeyeonline.com\/goodnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sleepyeyeonline.com\/goodnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=122386"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sleepyeyeonline.com\/goodnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122386\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":122387,"href":"https:\/\/www.sleepyeyeonline.com\/goodnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122386\/revisions\/122387"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sleepyeyeonline.com\/goodnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=122386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sleepyeyeonline.com\/goodnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=122386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sleepyeyeonline.com\/goodnews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=122386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}